May 2013
unimodus:
captain’s log. idk what the frickin star date is. shit’s happening or something. g2g. kirk out.
papervaglife:
Sexual orientation: cute butts.
emeraldincandescent:
Do you ever just watch a show and look at the female characters and think
Oh honey you deserve so much better than this.
YES.
moriarty:
the main reason
why iron man 3 was so overly sarcastic and filled with one liners, despite its dark tone
was because tony was literally narrating what happened
he was telling the story the whole time
WE WERE WATCHING HIM TELL IT
AND BRUCE WASNT EVEN LISTENING HE FELL ASLEEP
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When you have extremely vivid dreams about getting a tattoo (and one you don’t even want), then I think it’s time for a new tattoo…
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My parents are visiting and I peeked in on them, they fell asleep holding hands. Too cute.
askinnyblackman:
knee-high socks (◕‿◕✿)
thigh-high socks (✿ ♥‿♥)
“Rose is open, honest, heartfelt, to the point of being selfish, wonderfully...”
– Russell T. Davies, The Writer’s Tale (via doctormaster)
“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
–
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
theyellowbrickroad:
If you do not like my body it sounds like it is your problem and not mine
Not just sounds like, but IS.
"You look sad. When you think he can't see you. ":... →
sherlocks-s:
4th gif is when you discover you’re on 221B Baker Street:
wut 19th gif is when you meet Sherlock:
lmao accurate
36th gif is when you meet John Watson:
hahaha god 5th gif is your reaction when Sherlock asks you to investigate a crime with him and John:
DEAR GOD i AM…
This made me crack up
oakenbabes:
Do u know how fucking cool James Rhodes is
He spent months looking for his bff in the desert after he was kidnapped
He saved the president of the united states from psycho practically-invincible super soldiers armed only with a .45 and a green polo shirt
He basically only needs the war machine/iron patriot armor in order to get places faster
His password for super-secret...
